Attention ladies and gentleman. This is your captain (skin-track breaker) speaking. I’m happy to inform you that we have ascended to the powder-snow altitude, and so I’ve gone ahead and switched off the skin-track light.
Please feel free to schuss about the pistes.
We’ll be coming around the pistes with complimentary soft-snow shortly; spirits and whine are 5 dollars.
We’ll be descending back to reality in about 3 minutes, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. It’s the only thing that matters.
We know you have many options in choosing a schuss-weapon, but we hope we’ll descend with us again. Sincerely, The F.I.S.
Tags:
dawn patrol, Earn Your Turns, East Coast, Vermont
2 Comments
Harvey44
wrote on December 19th, 2012 at 3:09 pmIf I squint I can imagine an intense blizzardo.
Adrian
wrote on December 20th, 2012 at 11:31 pmenjoy the ride. It’s the only thing that matters.
Yes indeed. Great stuff as always :)