Attention Ladies and Gentleman…

By:  Greg
December 19, 2012 1:35 pm | Category: Quick Update, Skiing

Attention ladies and gentleman. This is your captain (skin-track breaker) speaking. I’m happy to inform you that we have ascended to the powder-snow altitude, and so I’ve gone ahead and switched off the skin-track light.
i've gone ahead and switched off the skintrack light

Please feel free to schuss about the pistes.
schuss about the pistes

We’ll be coming around the pistes with complimentary soft-snow shortly; spirits and whine are 5 dollars.
schuss about the pistes

We’ll be descending back to reality in about 3 minutes, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. It’s the only thing that matters.
sit back and relax

We know you have many options in choosing a schuss-weapon, but we hope we’ll descend with us again. Sincerely, The F.I.S.

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2 Comments

  1. Harvey44
    wrote on December 19th, 2012 at 3:09 pm  
    1

    If I squint I can imagine an intense blizzardo.

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  2. Adrian
    wrote on December 20th, 2012 at 11:31 pm  
    2

    enjoy the ride. It’s the only thing that matters.

    Yes indeed. Great stuff as always :)

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