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Systems Test
October 8th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 27 Comments


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Based on yet-another spot-on forecast by the esteemed Lionel Hutz, the FIS east coast bureau was ready bright and early today for a systems test in preparation for the upcoming ski season. Most of us were of the impression that we were merely going to practice getting up early, and ... ...Read more


SPA Trip #16: Row Jer’! It’s Row-Climbing Time!
July 23rd, 2012 | By:  Greg | Comment


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What could the title of this SPA Trip possibly mean?! Click the picture below to read the Full TR and find out!


SPA Trip #15: Family Friendly 5.Fun
July 16th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 3 Comments


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Known more for Tough Schist than Family Friendly 5.Funs, Vermont poses a challenge for "mortal climbers" looking to get out and explore. Needless to say, when we heard a few whispers of a multi-pitch, sport, 5.fun ascending some of the best rock in Vermont, we had to go sniff it ... ...Read more


Inspection Week: Final Exam
June 13th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 2 Comments


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Dear sir or madam: Thank you for requesting a detailed report of your Utah Bureau's performance on the final exam of Inspection Week. We apologize that the results of the test took so long to arrive. Regardless, here are the results of their test, scored as a percentile of all ... ...Read more


SPAM #17: Fog Corn
June 6th, 2012 | By:  Greg | 2 Comments


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Here's a quick installation to the SPAM Series from Inspection Week on in the Wasatch. The fog was thick, the corn was peeling, and the chute was little, but that didn't stop Christian from laying down a schussingz of it. Thanks for reading FIS. Can't get enough Fog Corn? Here's a ... ...Read more

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