Archive for the 'Skiing' Category


After Careful Consideration…
March 17th, 2014 | By:  Greg | 5 Comments


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Dear Vulcan, After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that your application of snow for "VTah" status was denied. While your resume was reasonably deep, and your stats were impressive, and while your performance was admirable, we are an organization that attempts to avoid being a noisy authority rushing to superlative degrees of ... ...Read more


The Backbush
February 16th, 2014 | By:  Greg | 13 Comments


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We're tired of the normal schuss lingo. Unless you live to do and say the exact same thing everyone else does, it's boring to hear everyone using the same words to describe their pointless (but no doubt enjoyable) endeavors in the mountains. "Skiing/boarding"? Meh... let's call them SCHUSSIN'! "Itinerary"? Yawn... ... ...Read more


Algorithms
January 16th, 2014 | By:  Greg | 13 Comments


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It's a word you've probably heard, and dismissed as being too many syllables to understand: "algorithm." There's no reason to fear however; you know what an algorithm is. I promise. I'll just have to show you that you know before you know you know (trust me, I know). Let's start with ... ...Read more


A Glimmer of Nope
January 11th, 2014 | By:  Lionel Hutz | 4 Comments


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In the middle of a whole bucket of nope comes a ray of light; a glimmer of nope... I mean hope. Currently a large low pressure system is sliding through Ontario and will slide northeast through Quebec overnight. I don't need to tell you that this has resulted in less than ... ...Read more


A Voice Cried Out
January 6th, 2014 | By:  Greg | 2 Comments


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I heard it calling through the cold; across the snow-clad slopes it came; fragments of a message were all I could make out. What did it say? Who was it? Why was it speaking to us? We schussed towards from whence it came. "Jake, can you hear it?" I asked. "Look, a ... ...Read more

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